Ever heard this line before? “Hey, wanna peep this tune I finished? Still needs to be mixed down” Yeah? Does hearing things like this leave you confused? Does it often leave your wires crossed? Do you ever get nervous? Let me unravel the coarse, ropey fabric that is “mixing”, as we follow the greasy trail of Caucasian wook dreads to a deeper truth; one so shocking it will leave you asking the one question you’ve avoided asking your entire, meaningless existence: “Wait, am I already mixing like, all the time? Oh. ”

Yes, pretty much.